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30 Funny Mother’s Day Quotes That Your Mom Will Love

Mother’s Day, the one day of the year when we try to repay mom for all those diaper changes, temper tantrums and endless worries we’ve given them over the years.

Mom deserves more than just a day; she deserves her own national holiday, complete with superhero capes and unlimited Champagne and chocolate truffles.

But until that day comes, let’s celebrate the unsung champions of parenthood, the true masters of multitasking and the keepers of the world’s most secret and delicious cookie recipes.

But, hold your heartfelt tears back for now, because we are about to embark on a mission: bringing a hearty dose of laughter to mom’s special day.

Humor, you see, is the secret ingredient that can turn a regular Mother’s Day (or Father’s Day for that matter) into an unforgettable one, and we’ll show you how to do just that.

So settle down, get comfortable, and enjoy our guide on how to make your mom chuckle with joy this Mother’s Day.

Why Laughter Is Important On Mother’s Day

  1. The Stress Reliever: Motherhood isn’t all sunshine and roses. There are sleepless nights, temper tantrums, and dealing with teenage drama. Laughter is a proven stress reliever – think of it like like Mom’s secret spa day, except it’s free and doesn’t require a reservation.
  2. Bonding Time: Laughter has this magical way of bringing people together. Sharing a hearty laugh with your mom is like sharing a secret handshake of love and understanding. It strengthens the bond between you two, making the connection even more heartwarming.
  3. Happiness Booster: Here’s a not-so-hidden secret: laughter releases endorphins, those delightful little chemicals that make us feel good. So, when you make your mom laugh on her special day, you’re essentially sprinkling happiness dust all over her.
  4. Memory Maker: The funny thing about humor is that it makes moments memorable. You’re more likely to remember that time you and Mom laughed until your sides hurt than the time you discussed the weather, right?
  5. Scientific Seal of Approval: Don’t just take our word for it; science has a lot to say about the power of laughter. According to various studies, laughter can improve mood, boost the immune system, and even reduce pain.
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Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for – our comedic treasure trove of funny Mother’s Day quotes.

We’ve rounded up a collection of 30 quotes that will hopefully leave your mom grinning from ear to ear, and perhaps rolling her eyes in affectionate exasperation.

These quotes are a perfect blend of wit, wisdom, and the sweet absurdities of motherhood, and we’ve got both shot and longer quotes to choose from – enjoy!

They can be delivered from sons to mothers, from daughters to their moms, and even from husbands to their wives on Mother’s Day – talk about versatility!

  1. “I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, ‘Not yet, but we placed an ad just in case.'”
  2. “The quickest way for a mom to get their child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
  3. “I told my mom she was invading my personal space, and she said, ‘You came out of my personal space.'”
  4. “Out of all the millions of moms out there, you are without doubt one of them.”
  5. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
  6. “I asked my mom if I was her favorite child. She said, ‘Who are you?'”
  7. “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
  8. “Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it all up.”
  9. “Mom: Don’t give me any attitude! Me: I wasn’t giving you any, where would I get it from?”
  10. “It’s not easy being a mother. If it was easy, fathers would do it.”
  11. “I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.”
  12. “Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother!”
  13. “A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend… until she finds out about the broken vase.”
  14. “My mom told me I was her best creation. Then she told me that she also made brownies.”
  15. “My mom: Don’t ever let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.”
  16. “Mom: Why are you always on your phone? Me: Why are you always on my nerves?”
  17. “Remember, when your mom’s mad at you, she’ll never use your first name. If she uses all three of your names, you’re dead.”
  18. “Happy Mother’s Day! From your least disappointing child.”
  19. “My mom says I’m not allowed to date until I’m 35. I’m 24 now, and she still says it. But the real joke is on her because I’m not dating anyone now.”
  20. “Motherhood is when your purse is empty, but your heart is full.”
  21. “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
  22. “I was an accident. My parents didn’t plan me, and I still turned out okay. That’s a lot of pressure on a kid, you know?”
  23. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
  24. “Of course your mom wants you to be happy. But for God’s sake, can you marry well too.”
  25. “Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby, then having to run from them as a teenager.”
  26. “My mom said she’ll take care of the grandchildren. But if they break anything, she’ll take care of them.”
  27. “Mom, I hope I’m as good a parent as you, but with better clothes.”
  28. “Motherhood is when your house is too small, but your heart is too big.”
  29. “Good moms say bad words”.
  30. “The most expensive part of having kids is the amount of wine you have to drink”.

Mom in White Long Sleeve Top Carrying Her DaughterHow To Use Funny Quotes On Mother’s Day

Now, let’s move on to the fun part: how to use these humorous gems to create a memorable Mother’s Day celebration.

You’ve got the quotes you were dreaming of, but how can you use them to make your mom’s day even more special?

Here are some creative and fun ideas:

  1. Funny Card Messages: Include one of these funny quotes in the Mother’s Day card you give to your mom. It’ll set the tone for the day and make her laugh right from the start.
    Tip: Choose a quote that fits your mom’s sense of humor. Whether she loves witty one-liners or puns, there’s a funny quote for every taste.
  2. Custom Gifts: Get creative with personalized gifts. You can have a funny quote printed on a custom mug, t-shirt, or even a piece of wall art. It’s a unique and thoughtful way to remind your mom of your love and humor.
    Tip: Combine the quote with a memorable family photo to make the gift even more special.
  3. Social Media Posts: Share a funny quote about your mom on your social media accounts. You can write a heartfelt message alongside it to express your love and appreciation.
    Tip: Use a funny hashtag like #MomJokes to create a sense of community with others celebrating their moms’ humor.
  4. Mother’s Day Brunch Toast: If you’re planning a special brunch or dinner, make a toast with a funny quote that highlights your mom’s unique personality. It’s sure to leave everyone in stitches.
    Tip: Keep it light and cheerful. No one wants to cry into their mimosa on Mother’s Day.
  5. Custom Puzzle or Game: Create a custom jigsaw puzzle or board game featuring funny quotes. It’s a fun activity for the family and will keep the laughter going all day.
    Tip: Choose quotes that resonate with your mom’s personality to make the game even more enjoyable.

And remember again, the goal is to celebrate your mom and bring joy to her day, so choose the quotes and ideas that best suit her sense of humor and style.

Final Word

To wrap things up, remember that laughter is the secret sauce that can transform an ordinary Mother’s Day into something extraordinary.

Humor has the power to relieve stress, strengthen bonds, and sprinkle happiness dust all around.

By sharing a hearty laugh with your mom, you’re creating memories that will last a lifetime.

So, as Mother’s Day approaches, let’s all vow to make our moms smile, chuckle, and maybe even roll their eyes with affectionate exasperation.

After all, what better gift can you give than the gift of joy on this special day?

So, go forth and celebrate your mom with love, laughter, and a touch of humor that she truly deserves.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Tori is mama to 3 year old Isabella and co-founder of Rockinbaby. She has a BSc in Psychology, is a certified yoga teacher and is a working mom. In her free time Tori loves cooking delicious foods and baked treats, entertaining and working out. Learn more about Tori here.

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